if assholes could fly, this place would be an airport

- sometimes the best way to get someones attension is to stop giving them yours
- all this time i wasted on you. all the bullshit you put me through. i'm checking into rehab 'cause everything that we had didnt mean a thing to you
- a woman knows the face of the man she loves like the sailor knows the open sea
- you promised me you were done with all that. you said i promise and i cross my heart and hope to die. well i guess you're going to die then, asshole
- in the end you'll see whos fake, whos true, and who would risk it all just for you
- note to the male species; if you really care about a girl and she walks away from you, you better chase after her cause she might not come back
- when i found you, i found myself. when i lost you, i lost myself
- i dont chase them, i replace them
-you can hear it in my voice, read it on my face; im drowning in memeories of the things i cant replace
- you will never become who you want to be if you keep blaming everyone else for who you are
- everyone always says: "son of a bitch," but what about: "daughter of a dick?"
- i still dont know how to act, dont know what to say. cause i still wear the scares like it was yesterday
- people can say whatever they want about me, but at the end of the day i am still going to be me and i am still going to be living my god damn life
- i hate this town. its so washed up. and all my friends dont give a fuck
- the best thing about an enemy is that he tells the truth about you
- they ask me why its so hard to trush people, i ask why its so hard to keep a promise.
- hello i am: "better than your ex, fresher than your next"
- all those times i swore i needed you - consider them lies, cause baby, here i am without you & i survived
- i'm not saying that girls are perfect cause we all know thats not true, but why be unfaithful to her when shes always been true to you?
- you always disappoint me. its kinda like our own inside joke, except its not funny
- pizza is like sex: when it is good it is very good; and when it is bad its still pretty good
- a whore is like a bowling ball. she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then comes right back for more
- you cant block my shine, so could you step to the side?
- absence makes the heart go fucking insane
- baby take off your halo, you aint nobodys angel
- holy shit! ... i almost gave a fuck
- dont think. just dont fucking think. because when you think you realize just how fucked up everything really is. you realize you dont know how you got where you are.you dont know where you're going & you dont know what to do anymore.
- high school is a joke. sure the education is a must, but who wants to be around bitchy teenage girls who make fun of you whenever they get the chance? not me. fuck high school --- megan fox
- hold on......... nope still dont give a fuck
- i just want to cuddle (and get a boner and fuck you with it)
- born to please, beware i'll tease

& they said, "let her crash and burn, she'll learn"

- it was a slap in the face, how quickly i was replaced
- just because you love him more than you love yourself doesnt mean you should hold on. its killing you. i can see it in your eyes, and hear it in your voice. calm and steady, but inside, you're screaming so loud my ears are shattering.
- i, um, i have this problem. i broke up with my boyfriend, you see. and im pretty upset about it, so i wanted to talk to my best friend. but the thing is, they're both you.
- "why did i make a hit list last night containing only mcdonalds?"
"you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911"
- mr. right is coming. but his plane crashed in Africa and hes walking
- i sleep in your hoodie every night because it feels like you're right next to me
- why waste a perfectly good flower when you know he loves you not?
- his mom told him once, dont you dare hurt that girl, the way she looks at you, she loves you. and i can tell she means it

so basically this blows.. more than a slut

- hoes are like vacuums. they suck, blow, and get laid where ever there's room
- guys are like dogs, you can put em on a leash but they'll still be chasing every pussy in sight
- remember when i asked for your opinion? me neither
- control your whoremones, slut
- i didn't give up cause i didnt care, i gave up cause you didnt
- you and rumors have one thing in common, you both get around
- i dont hate you because you left. i hate you because you pretended that you wouldnt
- if a girl fucks a lot of guys, she is a slut, if a guy fucks a lot of girls, he is a legend, here is why: if a key unlocks a lot of doors, it is a master key. if a lock is unlocked by a lot of keys, its a shitty lock.
- fearing a man is a joke. i believe if he can breathe, then he can choke
- girls do not dress for boys. they dress for themselves, and of course, each other. if girls dressed for boys, they'd just walk around naked at all time
- you might stab me in the back, but i'll stab you in the throat you ugly bitch
- men are the best cooks. because with: 2 eggs, 1 sausage, and a little bit of milk they can fill a womans tummy for 9 months
- you better get a condom for your heart because im about to fuck your feelings
- everyone knows what doesnt kill you makes you stronger. so when you pull her down you're helping her last longer
- girl: "im going to my operation today!"
boy: (no reply)
girl gets on the table to get operation, boy doesnt even say 'i love you' to her and girl gets a heart transplant. girl comes out of operation looking for him
girl: "where is he?"
mom: "didn't they tell you who gave you your heart."
- guy: "wanna hear a joke about my dick? nevermind, it's too long."
girl: "wanna hear a joke about my vagina? nevermind, you'll never get it"
- shut up slut; the only test you can pass is the pregnancy one
- what a lovely shade of slut you're wearing today
- a slut is a girl who is whoreable at keeping her legs closed
- oh, you dont like me? why dont you take a seat next to the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.
- dear boys. your dick is not like pinochhios nose... it doesn't get bigger everytime you lie
- cinderella walked on broken glass. sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass. belle fell in love with a hideous beast. jasmine married a common theif. ariel walked on land for love and life. snow white barley escaped a knife. it was all about blood, sweat, and tears; because love means facing your biggest fears

jealousy is a sick disease. GET WELL SOON BITCH

- let me introduce you to a word called rejection. is a real bitch.
- guys are like bra's; they hookup behind your back
- "Promises are nothing but lies and broken trust. No one knows how to keep a promise anymore, so maybe we should change the name to- your about to be fucked over."
- i dont do pinky promises, i do middle finger promises. so if you screw me over you're fucked, and that's a legit promise.
- you're playing with my heart and it's getting pretty lame, decide what you want, the girl or the game.
- you think you've gotten me all figured out, but sweetie, you dont even know half of what im about. so watch your words or hold your tongue. messing with me wont be fun.
- women are like the police, they have all the evidence in the world, but they still want a confession.
- beat me with the truth, dont torture me with lies
- not all scars show, not all wounds heal. sometimes you cant always see the pain someone feels
- you stay because you dont think you deserve any better. thats the ugly truth.
- i could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better arguement than you
- roses are red; violets are blue, you cant spell sl_t without u
- sometimes i wish i had a dick.. just so i could tell you to choke on that shit.
- you broke my heart; shattered it like glass. well i got 3 words for you.. kiss my ass
- baby im so stressed i just want to crash. you better go out to my car and make sure my tires get slashed. because tonight, im about to get trashed
- call me an artist. i draw attension.
- you got under her skin and in her system; you're like the drug she hates but cant stop talking; the thing she loves the most, but you're killing her slowly
- fuck bitches that hate. they all needa learn to appreciate
- you wanna mess wit me? now that's strange behavior you should drink and drive, its probably a bit safer