- hoes are like vacuums. they suck, blow, and get laid where ever there's room
- guys are like dogs, you can put em on a leash but they'll still be chasing every pussy in sight
- remember when i asked for your opinion? me neither
- control your whoremones, slut
- i didn't give up cause i didnt care, i gave up cause you didnt
- you and rumors have one thing in common, you both get around
- i dont hate you because you left. i hate you because you pretended that you wouldnt
- if a girl fucks a lot of guys, she is a slut, if a guy fucks a lot of girls, he is a legend, here is why: if a key unlocks a lot of doors, it is a master key. if a lock is unlocked by a lot of keys, its a shitty lock.
- fearing a man is a joke. i believe if he can breathe, then he can choke
- girls do not dress for boys. they dress for themselves, and of course, each other. if girls dressed for boys, they'd just walk around naked at all time
- you might stab me in the back, but i'll stab you in the throat you ugly bitch
- men are the best cooks. because with: 2 eggs, 1 sausage, and a little bit of milk they can fill a womans tummy for 9 months
- you better get a condom for your heart because im about to fuck your feelings
- everyone knows what doesnt kill you makes you stronger. so when you pull her down you're helping her last longer
- girl: "im going to my operation today!"
boy: (no reply)
girl gets on the table to get operation, boy doesnt even say 'i love you' to her and girl gets a heart transplant. girl comes out of operation looking for him
girl: "where is he?"
mom: "didn't they tell you who gave you your heart."
- guy: "wanna hear a joke about my dick? nevermind, it's too long."
girl: "wanna hear a joke about my vagina? nevermind, you'll never get it"
- shut up slut; the only test you can pass is the pregnancy one
- what a lovely shade of slut you're wearing today
- a slut is a girl who is whoreable at keeping her legs closed
- oh, you dont like me? why dont you take a seat next to the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.
- dear boys. your dick is not like pinochhios nose... it doesn't get bigger everytime you lie
- cinderella walked on broken glass. sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass. belle fell in love with a hideous beast. jasmine married a common theif. ariel walked on land for love and life. snow white barley escaped a knife. it was all about blood, sweat, and tears; because love means facing your biggest fears
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